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I think we need a thread for all the funny shite we find elsewhere. I'll start with something off my favourite other forum ->Drunken reminders - read and reminisce!
266. The reason "I was describing the correct term for a single grain of salt" will not stop the police from giving you a lecture for shouting "ASSAULT!" at the top of your voice.
267. The police will not fall for it if you walk over to them whilst they are talking to your mate and say he is your client and that you will have them tied up in lawsuits if they persist.
268. When drunkenly trying to get into your home with your keys and a policeman asks "is this your house?" Do not reply that you are in fact the worlds most cunning and daring burglar. He will not find it quite as amusing as you. He will tell you off. You may cry.
269. Aviod the police when drunk.
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