Kris wrote:The ten commandments of the AFL evangelist church:
1. Thou shall not riot
2. Thou shall enjoy inflatable whacky sticks
3. Thou shall refer to our game as the true 'football'
4. Thou shall not covet other sports showpiece events
5. Thou shall cut down other tall poppy sports
6. Thou shall worship the MCG, although it is a cricket ground
7. Thou shall not define AFL as anything other than the countries game, as nobody gives a sh*t about the rest of the world
8. Thou shall support our drug infested players.
9. Thou shall celebrate the art of missing a target by applauding a solitary point being awarded to the kicking team.
10. Thou shall worship nines, alknowing master overlord of our society.
1. Thou shall not riot - obviously well obeyed . Take note our brothers .
2. Thou shall enjoy inflatable whacky sticks - you mean like at the cricket .
3. Thou shall refer to our game as the true 'football' - as we do .
4. Thou shall not covet other sports showpiece events - as we don't , there will only be one true icon the GF Cup and maybe the Brownlow .
5. Thou shall cut down other tall poppy sports - there are other sports ?
6. Thou shall worship the MCG - built with football donations .
7. Thou shall not define Australian Football as anything other than the countries game, as nobody gives a sh*t about the rest of the world - be praised .
8. Thou shall support rehabilitated players - blessed are the forgivers.
9. Thou shall celebrate the inventiveness of the tie breaker - as others so seek .
10. Thou shall worship 18-a-side though there will be 16s and nines .
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