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Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:41 pm**

I think we need a thread for all the funny shite we find elsewhere. I'll start with something off my favourite other forum ->Drunken reminders - read and reminisce!

http://forum.football365.com/index.php? ... 0&count=40

266. The reason "I was describing the correct term for a single grain of salt" will not stop the police from giving you a lecture for shouting "ASSAULT!" at the top of your voice.

267. The police will not fall for it if you walk over to them whilst they are talking to your mate and say he is your client and that you will have them tied up in lawsuits if they persist.

268. When drunkenly trying to get into your home with your keys and a policeman asks "is this your house?" Do not reply that you are in fact the worlds most cunning and daring burglar. He will not find it quite as amusing as you. He will tell you off. You may cry.

269. Aviod the police when drunk.

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:27 pm**

http://www.gingerkids.org

"We are people too even if we don't have souls".

Classic

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:41 pm**

I'm not sure how I ended up there, but I found this following link on the Ned Zelic wikipedia page, labelled "offical site"

http://nedzelic.tripod.com/index2.html

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:57 pm**

213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army
http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:28 pm**

http://zmax.org/supergreg/sgdotcom/

an oldie but a goodie...

my other fave is
http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:04 pm**

http://blanktop.blogspot.com/

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:13 pm**

I suppose if I put up Lemon Party, Meatspin and Goatse I'd get the first ever ban stick?

Posted: **Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:14 pm**

best commentary ever. Makes Ray Warren look like a master of restraint and understatement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=499TYSKaxKY&eurl=

Posted: **Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:19 pm**

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

I love random sh*t like this.

Posted: **Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:23 pm**

fcukin ell' i'm crying like a friggin baby.......

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:12 pm**

http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/

Michigan football supporters site with the motto: "Bigger than Wayne Bennett in Brisbane. Twenty times bigger."

and lolcats is

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:23 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2r5H5QlKlo

This was Dutch Idol or whatever. And yes, this is real.

Anyone want to join me in a band, we can't be worse than them...

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:34 pm**

This german kid has got issues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:42 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:11 am**

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