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37) The dodgy English scalpers out the front - "Tickets. I'll buy any tickets"

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38) The guy who doesn't want to turn his head so he watches the whole game on the big screen.

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beastjim wrote:
kame_22 wrote:24) the young guys who calls everyone fags
32) The guy who can't count.
fuckin lol my bad

39) the fat gut who listens to triple M commentary at the footy

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cam wrote:35) The person who waves their hands when the play is in front of them so people watching on TV look at them. Seems to happen more often in Adelaide than any other place.
Mid 90s AFL. Universal to all grounds, all clubs. Entire bays would be waving at boundary throw ins. WTF caused it I don't know, but it was out by probably the turn of the century.

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In the same vein as item #35:-

40) Those fkn messages on hold giant hands found at WA events!

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41) the pissed guy passed out as he snuck booze in and wrote himself off

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42) the hot babe who flashes her wonderfully firm breasts to all and sundry (but you're too busy watching the replay on the big screen and miss it..sob)
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43) The bloke whose girlfriend dragged him to the empty seats behind the goals because it's too noisy n the good seats.

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AndrewM wrote:37) the hot babe who flashes her wonderfully firm breasts to all and sundry (but you're too busy watching the replay on the big screen and miss it..sob)
Sounds like you'd need one of those Dynamo Stain Remover Pens.

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:lol:

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44) the stoned prick on the couch.......to parinoid to go out into public spaces

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45) The couch from Good Sammy's at Energy Australia Stadium

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46) The "not-quite shakespearean" twat in his 40's who yells out "Hey ump, How big's your willy?" to the goal umpire everytime a goal is scored at an AFL match... Specifically, Geelong vs Brisbane 1992...

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Ezz78 wrote:46) The "not-quite shakespearean" twat in his 40's who yells out "Hey ump, How big's your willy?" to the goal umpire everytime a goal is scored at an AFL match... Specifically, Geelong vs Brisbane 1992...
Is there a different one for scoring behinds?

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I think it's "how many nads have you got?"

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