I have a client I met yesterday whose kids are named Destiny and Liberty.

some kind of compensation claim I'm guessing...

Maybe...

My mate's sisters (who are twins) are called Tia and Maria?

are they just waiting for a little jack and daniel to come allong.

Maybe they will marry some guys called Creme and Brulee

or the twins benson and hedges.

saw two younguns today whose parents had called them Tyron and Tupac. ISYN.

Did they have rat's tails?

Public transport by any chance?

Whenever I used to drive buses through scummy suburbs like Mansfield Park, Osborne, housing trust half of Findon etc I got quite up to date on the trends in bogan nomenclature.

It wasn't the odd Brayden or Tanisha that surprised me - it was the tendency for similar sounding bogan names for siblings that was the real standout. Where there was a Tanisha there was an Aisha* and Brayden always seemed to be beating up Jayden.

And then there was the day driving past the Reepham Hotel on Churchill Rd where I saw this woman hanging a dump on the footpath. Didn't stop to take names. Didn't even bother checking if anyone was at the bus stop either.


* mother was explaining they chose that name because they couldn't be arsed thinking of one so they took the first letter of a bunch of other names and jammed them together. Bitch didn't even have a concession card.

let's change the name of the thread to "I Despair at the State of Humanity"

I knew someone whose name was Allysha.

That's Aleisha but spelt so that the short name was Ally.

Fuckin lol

It's a fkn gold mine.

Today there's a boy named Boe (as in Beau) and a girl named Terrye (as in Terri).

Boe!