Austadiums is playing a game of cricket.

We're fielding.

Who is in what position and why?

No prizes for nominating the person you hate the most for silly mid on. Too obvious.



Okay i'll kick things off.

Jeffles: cover point. so preoccupied with understanding both sides of a situation that you probably couldn't count on him to chuck the f***ing thing to either end.

Nines - back stop.

Egan - long on/off.

When he throws the ball in he'll claim it was going to the bowlers end. And if it's the wrong end it was actually going to the wicket keeper.

Egan - bat pad. Close to the action and enough inane chatter to put any batsman off his game.

hot_dogma - 3rd man. bit chubby around the belt.

Yob - fly slip. A very appropriate position for a canberra man.

Simmo - Square Leg: To try and convince the umpires of there misjudgement in the last decision that went against us.
Gyfox: Perhaps Keeper: Not much of an argument gets past him.

Cam - The coach, no real power...

You haven't seen me recently

hot_dogma: wicket keeper. basically full of sh*t.

Mayankarea51 - back row of the grandstand reading Peter Roebuck.