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broncos wrote:16) The bloke who has to spend the whole game explaining the rules to his girlfriend.
Her: "so how does offside work?"
Him *desperately tries to remember the offside/shopping queue analogy that gets emailed around before every World Cup*
Him: "just see if the linesman raises his flag"
alternatively
him: *looking at the cheerleaders or some other blokes girlfriend*
*whistle blows*
her: "what was that for?"
him: *no f***ing idea* "offside"
27) the older woman behind you who screechingly berates each and every player on your side at different times by their first names as if it's their grandkids sneaking under the christmas tree for a peek
28) the clueless fuckwit that thinks the sponsor on the back of shirt is the player's name.
If I had a dollar for each time everyone abused Divella playing for Adelaide City. It's a f***ing pasta company, and the bloke you're abusing is Goran Ivanisovic!
30) The dude with a nervous twitch in one leg, bouncing it up and down constantly making the entire row of seats vibrate. Nice to have a reserved seat all season in your row, Fucker!
35) The person who waves their hands when the play is in front of them so people watching on TV look at them. Seems to happen more often in Adelaide than any other place.
36) The bloke who spends the whole match giving two fingered salutes to the opposition fans and has no idea what's happening on the pitch.
(Although, when it comes to the Leeds travelling support, there's about 50 of these clowns)
