Draft picks and nuclear weapons — the hidden link

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Chris Judd
August 6, 2006


THE current high price of oil is caused by lots of things. Among them are supply and demand fundamentals, speculative buying and conflicts in the Middle East between Israel and the Hezbollah and Hamas militants.

Indeed.

For those of you who didn't have the benefit of a Dutch reform church education, I suggest you do a quick google to confirm that I'm not making this up.

Some of the established characteristics of the Antichrist will be-

A great, charismatic figure, admired and revered by all
Remember when he was on the footy show? Juddy is the only player who the entire footballing world loves. In this era of interclub rivalry, isn't a little suspicious how popular Judd is with all supporters, players and umpires?

A beast who is considered to be the son of a red dragon
What junior club did Chris Judd play for!?! The Sandringham DRAGONS!!!


Not convinced yet? Early in his career, the Antichrist is supposed to

sustain a wound which many believe to be mortal, but which he recovers from
Everyone remembers that Juddy had serious should problems and ended up having a double reconstruction, which many commentators believe would be fatal to his chances of being drafted. Prior to his MIRACULOUS recovery.

Be a great leader of Men
Captain at 22, thank you very much.

Perform many great signs and wonders which none can explain
Anyone remembers *that* Brisbane game?

Be identified by their number, 6 6 6
Now it would be a little too obvious if Judd's jumper number was 666, so he's been a little sneaky about this. 3 (his jumper number) + 30 (the number of brownlow votes in his '04 win) + 300 (the number of games he's going to play for West Coast = 333. Now how many statistical categories does Judd lead the league in? Contested Possessions and Clearances per game. Thus, buy multiplying his works by his career achievements, we get 333 x 2 = 6 6 6!

In his time a third temple is supposed to be set up in the promised land
Okay, that's obviously WA. Now think very carefully about how many major stadiums WA has. Subiaco? WACA? yes... and what's the major talking point all this year.. the plan for a THIRD stadium (temple) in Western Australia.

However, none of these pennies might have dropped if the AntiChris hadn't made one fatal mistake.

He'll talk peace, and attempt to resolve the middle east crisis.
TODAY'S ARTICLE IS THE FINAL MISSING LINK!

I'm as big a fan of Juddy as anyone , but all of the above speaks for itself.

Hopefully the club can work through this minor hiccup of having a player who is actually the son of lucifer on their list, and provide him with the counseling or whatever he needs to get over this.

I've been told that the final piece will fall into place some time in September.

Since Judd wears number 3, was drafted third and won his Brownlow in his third year, people have always associated triple 3 with him. But last year we only finished 2nd and in real terms finishing first is twice as good as second (twice one is two, for the mathematically challenged; i.e. 2x1 is 2). So if we win this year could we simply double his achievements and multiply 333 by 2?