Perth's new stadium and unicorns

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do you believe in

unicorns
12
36%
tooth fairy
7
21%
santa clause
4
12%
Perth's new multi use stadium
10
30%
 
Total votes: 33

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dibo
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Re: Perth's new stadium and unicorns

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Movable stands, a retractable roof, f**k it - if it doesn't have its own nuclear powerplant, a landing deck and and long range surface to air missile capability by the time they finally bin this thing I'll be surprised.

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the crow
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You forgot the 3re reason.....to have sh*t turf.....
what a hype wank......they (Populous) may not even be doing the final design either......

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dibo wrote:Movable stands, a retractable roof, f**k it - if it doesn't have its own nuclear powerplant, a landing deck and and long range surface to air missile capability by the time they finally bin this thing I'll be surprised.
I look forward to seeing Homer Stadium


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There is no way it's going to have a retractable roof.

This is all about the government talking up the cost so that when they scrap the idea of a roof they can claim a saving.

Pretty sure there was a Humphrey Appleby quote about that.

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Each seat will have cup holders here, here and here.

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The stadium siren will play la Cucarach at the end of every quarter

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Actually, the stadium will have THREE horns that play La Cucaracha. "You can never find a horn when you're mad".

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And seperate seats for your kids!

But what will this, uh, monstrosity cost?

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The sticker price is ... $820,000,000!?!

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:lol: :lol:

"it will have barbecues behind seats"

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western ... 6315299501

The unicorns gadgets revealed :lol:

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Packer must love getting a foot bridge to his casino for nothing.

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the crow
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It's AO all over again....bridge to casino not in budget.....BBQ decks...except AO is being built.

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Why the f**k would anyone want barbecues in the stadium?

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Rob wrote:Why the f**k would anyone want barbecues in the stadium?
So you can flip a burger at an annoying fan?

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Are the BBQ areas inside the turnstiles? Wouldn't catering revenue suffer?

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